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David W. Falls

David W. Falls spent over three decades at Microsoft shaping the digital future – and now, in retirement, he’s letting cats reshape the philosophical one. Blending curiosity, science, and a dash of feline absurdity, David writes about the whiskered mysteries that mainstream physicists and philosophers are far too cautious to chase.
Smart tabby cat opening a cabinet door with his paw

The Philosophy of the Closed Door

Why do cats become obsessed with closed doors they don’t even want to walk through? In this witty and surprisingly philosophical essay, Dave W. Falls explores Frankie the cat’s mysterious cabinet-opening rituals — and what they reveal about curiosity, control, and human behavior.

Black cat sitting calmly in front of an ancient Egyptian background with hieroglyphs and sacred symbolism

The Ancient Egyptians Were Right About Cats 

The ancient Egyptians didn’t see cats as obedient pets. They saw them as independent beings with their own presence, priorities, and quiet authority. Thousands of years later, cats still behave the same way—we’re the ones who keep misunderstanding them.

Frankie the cat lying on a table surrounded by flowers – simplifying the arrangement

The Cat Who Shaved Ockham

What if the famous philosophical principle known as Ockham’s Razor had a feline inspiration? In this playful essay, David W. Falls explores how cats - especially Frankie - turn logic upside down and remind us that sometimes the simplest explanation is simply the cat.

Gray cat stretching beneath a decorated Christmas tree, surrounded by glowing lights and ornaments, just after inspecting the holiday setup.

Santa Paws: What Cats Teach Us About Giving

In Santa Paws: What Cats Teach Us About Giving, David W. Falls reveals the surprising, oddly tender logic behind feline gift-giving. Why do cats bring us lizard fragments? Why do they pounce through wrapping paper like Olympians? And what does any of this have to do with generosity? This warm, witty holiday story answers all of it - and will change how you see your cat’s next “present.”