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David W. Falls

David W. Falls spent over three decades at Microsoft shaping the digital future – and now, in retirement, he’s letting cats reshape the philosophical one. Blending curiosity, science, and a dash of feline absurdity, David writes about the whiskered mysteries that mainstream physicists and philosophers are far too cautious to chase.
Temporal Furballs: The Secret History of Time Traveling Cats

Temporal Furballs: The Secret History of Time Traveling Cats

Cats purr when they’re happy… or are they keeping the timeline from unraveling? David W. Falls returns with his boldest theory yet: cats are time-traveling operatives correcting reality’s glitches with naps, tail flicks, and yes - even litterbox visits. Forget physics textbooks - this article rewrites history, one paw at a time. You’ll never look at your cat’s Zoomies the same again.

Cats vs. AI: The Real Singularity Has Whiskers

Cats vs. AI: The Real Singularity Has Whiskers

In this clever and insightful piece, David W. Falls suggests that the real singularity isn’t artificial - it’s feline. Through the concept of the “cat singularity,” he playfully explores how cats embody the very traits we fear in AI: strategic aloofness, subtle manipulation, and total control. The result is a humorous yet sharp reflection on power, autonomy, and cosmic whiskers.

The Alien Cat Theory: What If Extraterrestrials Are Just Ignoring Us Like Cats?

The Alien Cat Theory: Why Aliens Might Be Ignoring Us

Could aliens be ignoring us with the same smug grace as cats? This fun and fascinating article explores the "alien cat theory" using the Drake Equation, Zoo Hypothesis, and feline behavior as a lens. Maybe we're not alone... just not interesting enough. Yet.

The Great Catspiracy: How Cats Took Over Without Us Noticing

The Great Catspiracy: How Cats Took Over Without Us Noticing

Think you own your cat? Think again. From ancient Egypt to Viking ships to your sofa, cats have clawed their way into human life on their terms. This article dives into their strategic rise to power - featuring Frankie, Ele, and generations of feline masterminds who’ve perfected the art of training humans.